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drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

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notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

(via nickiminajvevo)

roughrimjob:

I burned like 3/4 of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my mom was like “honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out” so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like “what’s for dinner” as he walked in and saw her slathering my arm in butter and he just slowly backed away

(Source: organmeat, via cringing)

mtvother:

Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.

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(Source: khazix, via no)

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

(via parkingcitation)

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